Larki ko aik larke ne kaha

Larki ko aik larke ne kaha
Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya aur apna mob. No. De diya.
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Moral...
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May, 25 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     1843 views       Funny

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Q) Which is the motion jisse insaan bahut khush ho jaata hai ??
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A) PRO MOTION
Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?


Student: Paani Nahi Toh

Hum Swim Kaise Karenge

Aur Swim Nahi

Kiya Toh Doob Jayenge...
Things In
Boys Room B4 Marrge-
Parfums,
Luv Lettrs,
Gifts,
F''shp Bands,
Cards,
Snaps.

After Marrge-
Painkilers,
Loan Paprs
Unpaid Bills


Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint

Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey ;->;-)
Which Is The Safest Way To See A Shark?






On Television
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Rozay daro
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Halka haath rakhna aftari haay walima nahin
In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”
Maa


Maaaa


Maaaaaa


Maaaaaaa


Maaaaaaaa


Maaaaaaaaa


Maaaaaaaaarch



What iz dis?


Stupid..!



This iz
"LONG MARCH"
Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?


A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->
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