Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy

Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai .

May, 25 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 1769 views Funny

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''Aik Kanjoos K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai Or Wo Apnay Ghar Ko Na Bacha Saka. Kion?

''Aik Kanjoos K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai Or Wo Apnay Ghar Ko Na Bacha Saka.
Kion?
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KION K WO SARI RAAT FIREBRIGAD KO "MISS CALL" MARTA RAHA.''

Roz roz ki mulaqaton kotum ne bhula diya...

Roz roz ki mulaqaton kotum ne bhula diya...

Lot kar

aa jao

please

main ne

yaqeen karo

"MORTIEN"
Bhuja diya

Saw A Dream Last Nite

Saw A Dream Last Nite
Only U & Me.
U Knw Wat Hapend?
U Were Lookin So Inocent
Bcoz
I Was Eatin Biryani & U Were Saying,
1 Chamach Khila Do Na

Jane kis baat pe uss

Jane kis baat pe uss ne muje Chora hai Faraz ?

halää k wo shakhs to kisi k 10 rupey nhn chorta.

Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena

Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena

Mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hai,
DUKANDAR:1 baal toota hai?
to nya Q le rhe ho bhai?

Pathan:jo toota hai wo akhri tha ;->

jumping on a bicycle

- K r R r A z Y -

T r u t h
H u r t s

May Be Not As Much As

Jumping On A Bicycle
With Seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)

U Stole my Memories I Excused

U Stole my Memories I Excused u

U Stole My heart I Excused u!

U Stole My Smile I excused u!

But dis is too much

Mere Doggy Ka Biscuit Wapis KAro

Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Dr : for that l will have to remove 50% of your brain.

Man : i agree.(After the operation)

Dr : l''m sorry but l''ve removed 90% of your brain by mistake.

Man: Khocha, ye kia kiya? Tu to bari nalayaq doctor nikli.

Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?

Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?

Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!

A smile gives red colour 2

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,white colour 2 ur teeth,pink colour 2 ur lips,silver colour 2 ur eyes,n u look too horribl so zara kum smile kia karo;p

pathan interview den

Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?

To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->

Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

What''s Common Between An Apple & An Orange. . . ? ? ?

They Both Are Not Banana . . . ;->

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