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Bite the neck gently
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Bite the neck gently
Bite the neck gently
Bite the neck gently,
chew the breast softly,
Spreads the legs lostly,
And suck the juice excitely,
Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:)
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Thats the way to eat TANDOORI CHICKEN yaar...:)
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May, 24 2010
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Aaj Kal Neeche Ja Kr
Aaj Kal Neeche Ja Kr Sms Dekhna Aam Hogaya Hai
Is Liye Aap
Ko Neeche Dekhne Ki Zarurat Nahi Ok . . . ?
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Aakhir Pakistani Hai Na Jis Kaam Ko Mana Karo
Wo Zarur Kare Ga . . . ;-
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
first pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli
agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati;-)!
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LO !
YE HELMET PEHEN LO , HAAJI
PATTHAR MAARNE WALAY HAIN:-
...NaYa FunDa...
...NaYa FunDa...
ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi Apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??
Guess??
Come On Yar?
Sakoon
This one is my first attempt.
This one is my first attempt.
Kis cricketer ki wife ka naam sunte hee,everyone starts laughing?
Its Mr.Rashid latif
how?
Coz his wifes name would be Mrs.Latifa
Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai
Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai
To Aisa Ker Jao,K Jahan Bhi
Tum Jao,Jis Gali Se Bhi Guzro,
Her Ghar Se Aik Hi Awaz Aay
"O Pai! Koora Edhron
V Chuk Ley"
Hahahaha
Considering his
Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,
Wheat
gas
power
suger
water
Musharaf has been
give the title of
Quaid-e-Qillat... ;->
i haven tasted food
A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."
Memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->
Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna
Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He
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Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He
Or
Is
Dil
Me SIRF
Aap
Ki
"BHABI g" Rehti hai
har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.
1 arbi bath room mai
1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha..
Pathan Ne sunna to Ander Ja Kar Khoob Mara Arbi ko..?
Logon Ne Pathan se Pocha kyn Mara hai..?
To Pathan Bola "Yeh Kambakht Bathroom Main Beth kar Tilawat Kar Raha tha"..:-)
aaj meineiy faisla
aaj meineiy faisla kiya hai k hum sab Sms Karney waley b "Long March" mein Hissa lein gey,
issiliye sms lamba likha hai. chalo tumhara hissa pard gaya hai.
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