7 angels came to

7 angels came to
7 angels came to me asked 4 da most intellgent ,smart, nice, sweet, well behaved, welgromed ,person , so i gave dem ur adress ." dekha kaise Ullu banaya Unko "
  

May, 24 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     1536 views       Funny

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"He He He He He He He He" =P ;->
Ye scooty kab li? Sardar:kal raat 1 larki mujhe scooty per bohot dur le gai,sab kapde uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne scooty le li,kapro ka mai kya karta.
''A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600''
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
Roz Roz Ki
Mulaqaato''n Ko Tu Ne
Bhula Diya ...






Laut Ker Aa Jao





Please ...






Main Ne ...





Haan
Main Ne ...





Yaqeen Karo ...







"MORTIEN"
Bujha Diya . . . ;->
The Secret Of Staying Young





Is To







Live Honestly. . .





Eat Slowly. . .



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Lie About Your Age. . . ;->
Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan
Dil me Tum

Dharkn me Tum

Asman me Tm

Zamen me Tum

Ankhon me Tum

Jahan dekho

Tum hi Tum

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hai.

JARASEEM har jaga hote hain ;->
2008
Quomi Phal: ?

Sabar Ka Phal

Quomi LIbas: ?

Kala Coat

Quomi Khail: ?

Muzakrat

Quomi Dua: ?

Aye Allah ...! LIGHT A Jaye
Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives.
!!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.


Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,


You Start It First.
Hight of friendship:

bush''s daughter marryin laden''s son n deir kid is named george bin laden!!!