again and asks him... ''Aam Hai kya ?''

again and asks him... ''Aam Hai kya ?''
A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''
The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte.''

Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him...

''Aam Hai kya ?''

He gets a little irritated and says...

''Aare Bola na, Hum ''Aam nahi bechte''

On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him ''Aam hai kya?''

He gets wild and yells ...''Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda

marunga sar ke upar''

The next day, the parrot comes again and asks him ..''hathoda hai kya?''

The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi''

The parrot then asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''
  

May, 22 2010     618 chars (4 sms)     1947 views       Funny

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HELLO...?

ab aawaaz ayi?

Ab bhi nahin?..

..Aawaaz ayege bhi kaise?

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Petrol Khatam

Ghee Khatam

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Vote For
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Select Prime Minister
''''Chodri Azab-e-Ilahi'''' ;->
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Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
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1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain
Remix

Hum Dosto Ko Bari
pakiza Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,!!






HUM DOSTO KO BARI
PAKIZA $AZA





DETE
HAIN...!!!






Gand MArte Nahi






CHUPA LAGWA Dety heN,,,
Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??





THE story behind the fact......




Two birds went to the theatre.



One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,


So they had to give it a spare row.



Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.




Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->


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"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"


Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->

Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

Student: Wakeel..

Teacher: Wo Kese ?

Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)

Height Of Jhatka

A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy''s Photo
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B4 Operation.
If U Dont Sms Me..
God Will Give U
Lalu''s English,
Mayavati''s FACE,
Jayalitha''s BODY,
Abdul Kalam''s HAIRSTYLE,
N
Atal Bihari''s WALKING STYLE...So B'' Carful
143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Doctor: U LooK ExactlY Like My 3rd Wife..
Lady: How Many Wives Do U Have..?
DocTor: Two...

MoRaL: Express SmarT iDeaS SmarTLy... ;->