Actually I wanted

Actually I wanted
Actually I wanted to kill u for not messaging me..



but



But I can''t

According to section
340/B(1953)

Killing a Bander Is Punishable Offence.
  

May, 22 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     1600 views       Funny

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Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..


Everyday I wait for ur msg,
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,

then


I''ll jump from
TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!

Stop smiling,Im serious.


The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is






























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Censorship Bureau ] ;->
Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi


Wah .. Wah.... Wah



Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

Wah


Paas Gaya To Bheeg Gaya!
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai?
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“VICKS” Kyunki
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VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….
Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent Boys,

Fun with Handsome Boys,

Friendship With Charming Boys,

Contact With Intelligent Boys,

Flirt with freaky Boys,

Love with faithful Boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro
Lady 2 Another:
Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahiye Jo Kisi Aurat Se Shadi Ka Wada Kare Aur Phir Mukar Jaye....???


2nd Lady:Us Ki Shadi Zabardasti Ussi Aurat Se Kara Deni Chahiye..... ;->



Question paper in year 2020:

Q.1
Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

Q.2
How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q.4
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Q.5
Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Q.6
Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->


Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name