A man speaks frantically into the phone,

A man speaks frantically into the phone,
A man speaks frantically into the phone,

"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
  

May, 21 2010     226 chars (2 sms)     1650 views       Funny

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yeh arzoo hai meri y


YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p
boy 2 pretty girl

boy: janeman meray dil main a ja

girl: sandle utraoon kya ????????

boy: pagal masjid thordi ha asay hi aja
ager kabi tumko mere msg receive na hon to tum preshan na hona ;;;;;;;;;;; kyun k .................
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main sms di factory nai lai mainu hoor v kam ney .
A Finance Faculty Asked His Student..
"Which Is The Most Important Law Of Finance For Starting A New Business ?? "

Student Replied..
"Father-In-Law !!"
HamArE FLAG mEi
Green CoLour MeAnz
"MusLiMz"

White CoLour MeAnz
"AmAn"

LeKiN

Phir B HamArE MuLk mEi AmAn nhi Hy

Q

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AmAn k AndAr

"DandA"

jo DaLa huA hy. . . ;-
Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?

sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.
DUSHMAN wo jo marwa de,TAKLEEF wo jo tarpa de,TEACHER wo jo saza de,OUNG wo jo sula de,HADSA wo jo dara de,DOST wo jo DOST ko 250 wala card dalwa dehru?
In a pond there are 10 fish,
1 of them dies,
And the water level of the pond
increases. . . How?




Think








Can''t answer









I Tell U









The other 9 fish are crying ;->
Hi

Agar Aap
Dunya Main
Kamyaabi Hasil
Krna Chahtey
Ho Tou

























Mehnat Karo

Button Dabane Se Kuch Nahi Hota … ;->
There is no velvet so
soft as a mother''s lap
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that
imprinted with her footsteps.
Put Ur Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour...
But
Sit Wid A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute...

That''s Reality.... ;->
''Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''