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May, 19 2010
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Meri Aankhon Ko Sapne
Meri Aankhon Ko Sapne Phir Dikha Gaya Koi,
Bujhti Sanson mein Mehak phir Jaga Gaya Koi,
Kya ye Such Much Pyaar hai..
Ya Phir se TOPI Pehna Gya Koi.
ankho mai kuch nami
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->
''Director to actress:
''Director to actress:
tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge
aur hero bachane ayega
Actress: Hero Kaun hai?
Director: Emraan Hashmi
Actress: phir mujhe
usse kaun bachayega?????''
Santa to his mother-
Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!
Wo Choom Le Ek Baar
Wo Choom Le Ek Baar Tou Ud Jati Hy Neend
Un Ki Awaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jati Hy Beet
Is Liye Kehte Hyn Ye Risk na Uthao
"MORTIEN JALAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO" ... ;->
Beta bola
Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".
Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi".
"Papa kyon ?" ..........
"Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
jab hota hai tera deedaar
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.
Wah Wah
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.
Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)
Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party
Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party
Hi i''m Sardar,
This is my sardarni
He is My Kid
&
&
This Is My Kidney
wxyzwxyz
wxyzwxyz
msg phara?
samjh aya?
nahi?
ab mobile ko
Ulta kar ke Pahro
ab samjh aya?
Nahi ?
Bewaqof ager seedha samj main nahi aaya tu ulta kya aye ga ???
Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay
Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?
Faqeer:Allah Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi Faqeer Ka Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le Gya,
Or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar Ye Hai. . . .
"TUM HI TU Ho.
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((((@ @))))
( ! )
Kon hai yeh?
Kon hai?
Nahi pata na?
Lekin u fone walon se pochiye
Kehte hain
"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->
Election Fever. . .
Election Fever. . .
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1 Pathan B Janaze K Sath Mil Gaya
Kisi Ne Kaha
“Kalma-e-Shahadat”
Pathan Bola: ZINDABAAD. . . ;->
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