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Sorry ye msg tumey send ho gya niche mat dekhna
niche ghalat salat likh
hua hai,

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"GHALAT -SALAT"

May, 19 2010 262 chars (2 sms) 1877 views Funny

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Modern Dictionary:

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

yaar aaya hai chai to bana do

Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.

Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.

Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)

Memon K Ghar Guest Aye

Memon K Ghar Guest Aye

Bivi Ne Kaha.

Jao Mehmano K Liye Kuch Le Kar Aao

Memon Bahar Gaya Aur TAXI Le Aya! ;->

60 saAL pehLe CandLe

60 saAL pehLe CandLe Light DiNNer Sirf AmeEr Log kEr sAkte thAy,

MagAr Ab poorAy MuLk ki AwAm ko yE SAhuLAt MuyAsSur hy

Farq to pArA hy..

GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->

1 billi 1 sheikh k g

1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..." ;->

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,

While D Faculty Take 1 Year

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->

If u want to be a winner in life...

If u want to be a winner in life...
& want to become a great person...
listen to what your girlfriend say...
AND DO THE OPPOSITE...

Sheikh Sb k betay ki shadi thi

Sheikh Sb k betay ki shadi thi.. sub Mehman intizar kr rahe thy k kab sheikh sb khanay ka bolen gey.. Raat k 2 baj gaye to sheikh sb se bhi raha na gaya .. unho ne garamjoshi se kaha.. sub 4,4 ho ker beth jayen..sub mehman khush ho gay k khana khulney wala hy.. phir sheikh sb ne sub k agay Tash pattay rakh diye k khelo

girl frnd

Insan ki success uski pehli girlfrend ki waja se hoti hai ..

or baki girlfrend uski success ki waja se hoti hain :p

Programming 2day Is A Race b/w

Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w

Software Engineers Striving

To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs

And

The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.

So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->

Train main 1 macha

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

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