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May, 19 2010
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deposit it in my account
Sending You A Cheque Of
Rs Hapinessssss/-
When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE
Withdraw it From My Account
&
Whenever U r Too HAPPY
Deposit IT In My Account ... (:
Kehty hain aurat
Kehty hain aurat k haath mai barkat hoti hai...
Sahi baat hai...
kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti hai....
.
yani k "Chapati".
Dog1 : Main Is Area
Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun
Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡
Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !
Chup . . .
Aawaz Mat Karo . .
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Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,
Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,
Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha
Sardar: bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruf Free
Hahahahahaha
''Tum aa gaye ho ;
''Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe.....''
Dhamaka Sale
Dhamaka
Sale
Buy Pakistan Get Kashmir Free!
50% Discount 4
Usa, Saudia & Uk.
Plz Contact Asif Ali Zardari
Commission 10%
Website!
Www.Zardari-Dallal.Com ;->
Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga
Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...
Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)
Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia
Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia:
ME AP K HAN A RHI HU
Maa ne kaha:
USE APNE KIYE KI SZA MILNI CHAHYE
Tm wahin thehro me tumare han a rahi hon
Interviewer:What is your birth date? Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
4 things bOys dO in exam hal
4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinking''s 2stdy 4next exam-:-D
Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga
Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga
Tou Libaas Apna Phaar Dia
Garebaan Apna Chaak Kia
Aur Zakhm e Lipat Gaya
Yahi Tou Kaam Hai Merq
Sunny Plast Naam Hai Mere.......... ;->
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