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Pathan: Tumhare Paas Niswaar Hai . . . ;->
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Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
to Us K Parents Poochte hain...
Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !
Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....
Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !
MORAL .
ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkay Ko...
KAMEENA
Hamesha
Larka hi ho ta hai.
GEO KAMEEENO
students are very bright! ; )
Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)
Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!
7 Saal pehlay meri grl
7 Saal pehlay meri grl
frnd kay saray bhai kam
peh jatay thay,
aj salay ghar mein
bethay ha,
Aur date marna
Impossible Ho gya ha.
JEENAY DO MUSHARAF
Dhamaka Sale
Dhamaka
Sale
Buy Pakistan Get Kashmir Free!
50% Discount 4
Usa, Saudia & Uk.
Plz Contact Asif Ali Zardari
Commission 10%
Website!
Www.Zardari-Dallal.Com ;->
mother independance
Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,
DAYS K Baad. .
Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,
Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.
Happy Khan''s Day.;-)
Santa
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.
Mazaaq Mat Urrao
Tip Of The Day:
Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.
Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...
.
.
.
.
Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)
Arz kiya hai.....
Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
ha ha ha ha.....
''boti we tu dyl na
''boti we tu dyl na dyde biwi no kidhe dil na dyde saari umer ronda re ga makeup da bill na dyde''
Boy: Ye Ratein
Boy:
Ye Ratein
Ye Hawaein
Ye Chandni
Ye Ghataein
Ye Nadiya
Ye Kinare
Girl Interrupts Say:
Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..
Free Stay Free Dinner
Free Stay
Free Dinner
Free Lunch
Free Security
To Avil Dis Pack Just Call On 15"
And Say"
I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAST"!!
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