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B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala
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B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala
B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala
B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala
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Asif Zrdari
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May, 18 2010
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W O M E N
W O M E N
IN SHORT...
So simple, yet so complex,
So weak, yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable,
So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !
Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control
Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.
Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.
Aero-plane Bana K Bol!
All Will Fail!
Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?
Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?
To Girlfriend Ghuma.
Paise Urra...
Paise Urraa K Bol!
Papa All Is Well!
wese to es ko dajal
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Wese to es ko
"DAJAL"
kehtey hai
Pr es ka AASLI naam lene
se main darta hu
"Samaj to app gae hon ge.."
''This SMS has been
''This SMS has been flagged inappropriate and may contain text or image unsuitable for public view.
Are you sure you want to see it?''
Pundit-Tumhare Jeevan Me
Pundit-Tumhare Jeevan Me 6 Ladkiya Aayengi.
Boy-Wow,Kya Baat Hai.
Pandit-Jyada Khush Hone Ki Baat Nai Hai.
1 Gharwali Or 5 Betiya Hai.
qyamat ki 5 nishanya
Qyamat Ki 5 Nishanyan
1. Zardari Imandari Krega
2. Altaf Karachi Aayga
3. Musharaf Par Muqddma Chale Ga
4. Sheri Rehman Parda Kare Gi
5. Adliya Azad Hogi.
Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia
Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia
Pandit: Fer Tu Ne Kuch Nahi Kita...?
Sardar: Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te Kaly Kaly Aao
Pandit: Fer
Sardar: Fer Saarian Ne Wari Wari Kuttia. . . ;->
heights of professio
Heights Of Professional Respect..
A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.
be your style
I f
A t
F i r s t
Y o u
D o n '' t
S u c c e e d ,
F a i l u r e
M a y
B e
Y o u r
S t y l e ... =P
There''s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence .
There''s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence .
You can kiss your girlfriend its Confidence .. Only you can kiss your girldfriend is Over-Confidence
Why are women
Why are women such bad drivers?
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Because there is no road between the bedroom and the
bathroom. . . :p
''Fact1: You can not touc
''Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..''
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