Best beghairat of da

Best beghairat of da
Year nominees are
1:Bush from USA.
2:Krzai from Afghanistan.
3:Pervez Musharf from Pakistan
But
Award goes to

Asif zardari
From SINDH

May, 17 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2000 views Funny

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Wife : Luk A Thief Has

Wife : Luk A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

Husband: Whom Shud I Cal

Now Police Or Ambulance..

find ur japanese name

Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..

A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
S=ari
T=chi
U=do
V=ru
W=mei
X=na
Y=fu
Z=zi

4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)

Ek taaza kalaam aaya hai...

Ek taaza kalaam aaya hai...
Arz kia hai...
Jis ko ho sir azeez...
Woh hum se hat ker chaley...
Hum sir phiron ke saath...
Koi sir phira chaley...
Wah wah :-"

Interviewer:What is your birth date? Sardar:13th October.

Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)

Accounts K Student Ki Gali

Accounts K Student Ki Gali

Saala Bounced Cheque
Dharti Pe Liability
Paidaishi Bad Debt
Dishonoured Bil
Insolvent Aadmi

Itna Maunga K balnce Sheet Tele Nahi Hogi ;->

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..

HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST

HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST

8,848 metres. and 29.029 feet

1 memon ne arbi ko

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya

Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya Wapis Aya to Dost ne Pocha Shetan ko Kitne Pathar Mary…?
Punjabi: Rush He Ina C Pathar Marne Da Moka Hi Nai Milea, Par.. . . Galian Changian Kadd k Aya Wan….

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?
WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box?
WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?
WhY do U still call it building when its already built?
If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?

We are a Funny Bunch of people...........
Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->

aman ki aasha jagao

Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA

WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA

Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF

Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY

Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.

Kitney Masoom Hain Is Shehar K Log. . .

Kitney Masoom Hain Is Shehar K Log. . .

Khud Paadd Mar K Poochtey

Hain Bo0 Kahan Se A Rahi Hai..

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