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Batao WIFE, BIWI
Batao WIFE, BIWI Aur PATNI Main Kya Farak Hota Hai?
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Socho Socho!
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Koi Farak Nahi Hai. Teeno Aik Hi BALAA K Naam Hai!!!
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May, 17 2010
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Patient : What are the chances
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
kameeni charas peeti thi
Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"
Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;->
"Job in Trafic Police"
"Job in Trafic Police"
The candidate must have the following qualities.
1-Behviour: battameez
2-Weight:Minimum 105 kg(125 gharri par aik hee purra aaye)
3-honesty: chalan kam kattey (oooper sey paisay ley ley)
4-looks: koi b ho(konsa behaviour pe farq pardna hai)
Yaar sunehri mauqa hai haat sey mat ghawana tum mein to iss sey b ziada khobiyan hein.
Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat
Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat Main Aa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ???
Pathan : Kocha , Tum Roz Aata Hy ,
Tum Ko Aati Hy Kia ??? ;->
80% Of The Final
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
The Lectures You Missed
And
The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->
How True ...
Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .
Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .
ISLAMABAD
Hello Janu
chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy
RAWALPINDI
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon
LAHORE
Hello Janu
aj to film ka mood ban rha hy aur wo b Tumhry saath
KARACHI
Hello Janu
what a Fantastic Mosam
Chalo Beach py Jaty hy..
PESHAWAR
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy
Tum khairiyat sy to ho
Research K Mutabiq Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada
Research K Mutabiq
Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada
Mehenti Hoti Hain...
Kyun k
100 Mein Say 5 Larkiyan Qudrati Khubsurat Hoti Hain
aur Baqi
Apni Mehnat Say....:
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?
Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?
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Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain.
Modern, Obedient, Neat, Kind, Excellent,
Modern,
Obedient,
Neat,
Kind,
Excellent,
Young,
Hey! Thats me...
Pareshan mat ho is mai tumhra nam b ha...
Read the 1st alphabet of evry line.
DOOB MARO Nikammo
DOOB MARO Nikammo
( -_-)(-_-)
/l l\_/)(\
/ \ )(
Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.
Or Tumse
Abhi Tak
Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)
Bijli gai 10 baj gay
Bijli gai
10 baj gay
Bijli aai
11baj gay
Phir gai
12baj gay
Phir aai
1 baj gya
Phir gai
2 baj gay
Phir aai
3 baj gay
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