In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.

Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako

Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar

Ghar Der Se Aya Hy

May, 17 2010 157 chars (1 sms) 1850 views Funny

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girl to boy hum apn

Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?

Boy!

Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,

Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)

life while doing mb

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In
Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans
Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe
Migraine, Sumtymz
Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll
b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b
Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !
Sunthing Is Missing

Ohhh !!! Meri
"JAWANI" ;->

''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,

''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,

zara dhyan se padhiyega

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

kyunkay ab wo

dekhne mein

itni khaas nahi Rahi''

If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me,

If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
But
If you need money.
.
.
.
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THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,
jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.
Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.
Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...
us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..
Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane

The World Is Full Of Willing People ....

The World Is Full Of Willing People ....

Some Willing To Work

&

Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->

Agar ap ko bura na lagy,

Agar ap ko bura na lagy,

Mood theek ho,

Time ho pass,

Sab kam chor k,

Thora ehsas ho to,

Dil mane to,

to

to

aik

(SMILE PLZ)

wh8s d difference b

Wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?

Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)

Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI

Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah

Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah

Fir Bhage Tum

Aur

''RAB NE BANA DI JODI''

aJ sE 10 sAaL

AaJ sE 10 sAaL bAAd LarkIyaN LArkE ko dekH kAr: kya mAst bAchA Hy yAr MuJhE Is bAchEy kA nUmBeR cHaHiYe

LArkA sHarMatE HuwE: aPp k gHar bAAp bHaI nAhI HaI kYa?

Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,

Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,

Ek Ghanta Ek Minute Tak Pishaab Karta Raha
11:59 Pm Say 1:01 Am Tak Itna Lambaaaaaa...
Record Hogaya Ye To

Teacher:

Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...

Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga.

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