... T R U T H ...

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'''' GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR
aDvAntAgE oVeR mAn ...

If ThEy CaN''t GeT wHaT
tHeY wAnT
bY bEiNg SmArT,
tHeY cAn GeT iT bY
bEiNg dUmB ... ''''
  

May, 15 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     1694 views       Funny

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A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
Mubarak Ho Yaar Tujhe. . .

Mazay Kar Mazay. . .

Khush Hai Han. . .

Hoga He Yaar. . .

Eik Din Aur Jo Mil Gaya Tujhe Azadi Ka. . . ;->
Aaj Newspaper me parha k cute Logon ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai.!

To aj se BAND!!!









Kya Sms?






Nahi jee!















NEWSPAPER..
GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE


Example:

3+3=?


Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.

Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Tou Sochny Laga k Aaj
Kia Khaas Kaam Krna
Thaa
Soch Soch Ker
Subha 5 Bajey Yaad
Aaya !


















"Oye Kocha Aaj Tou
Jaldi Sona Tha " ;->
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my
aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, ''You''re next.''

They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals..... :d
I Love U


Yes I Love U



Sach Main


Please Beleive Me Yaar



I Love U






Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn

''''Paagalo''n Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se Hii Hota Hy'''' ;->
''WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''


Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe


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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!
Ek admi BathRooM main gya aur purey 1 hr ke bad nikla..
Bahir bethay BhangI ne us se kaha.
20 rupay do.
Aadmi bola:
main BathROoM mai betha tha Net Cafe mai nahi..
Woh konsa Parinda hai jo urtha nhi hai?
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Socho Socho!
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Har Mani!
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Arey Simple Yaar!
Marawa Parinda..
A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.