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Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->
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Shahrukh Khan kaunsa
Shahrukh Khan kaunsa Chemical hai ???
Ok.. the answer is Sodium...
Bhool gaye...
He said Main Hoon NA...
NA is the chemical symbol for Sodium....
Height of embarrasment
Height of embarrasment
Man sitting wid his wife in bar,another lady comes 2his wife &
says: PAISE PEHLE LE LENA,YE AADMI BAADME LAFDA KARTA HAI :p
punjab coventon ki kamyaabi k baad
Punjab Coventon ki kamyaabi k baad MQM k leaders k naye naam:
Choudry Haider Abbas Rizvi
Faisal Butt Subzwari
Rauf Gujjar Siddiqui
Mian Farooq Sattar
Shaikh Waseem Akhtar
Rana Babar Gouri
Syed Mustafa Kamal Gillani . . . ;->
today is newspaper
''Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
Advantages Ov Load Shedding :
Advantages Ov Load Shedding :
Generator, Ups & Candle Walo''n Ko
Rozgaar Ki Frahmi
Cell Charge Na Hone Se Balance
& Time Saving ...
A Public Service Msg Broght To U By KESC/WAPDA ... ;->
Doctor to bot
Dr: Do exercise daily for good health
Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.
...
Dr: how long do you play?
...
Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.
ha ha
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina
Arz kia Hai!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
wah wah!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha
sood haram hay
Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..
beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;->
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend
Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend
unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he beet
iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo
"MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
Wife-1baat bolti hu,
Wife-1baat bolti hu,Par maarna nahi.Hus-Batao. Wife-Me Pregnant hu! Hus-Its
GoodNews.Wife- Shadi k pahle dad ko bataya to bohot maar padi thi
What is Short but gets
What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!
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