qabristan

qabristan
Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
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Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
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ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur latest
update mangi gayi... .
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Sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...
  

Jun, 19 2013     327 chars (3 sms)     774 views       Sardar

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SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.

He picks it up and


Says ''Hello, How did you know I was Here?''
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 – Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 – I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home

4 – Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS … ;->
1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.
Khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->
Police-Instead of hospital why did u take
ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy

Sardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,
this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->
Santa Aur Zandu Baam Me Kya Fark Hai?





Ek Sardar Hai
Aur
Dusra Asardar Hai !
Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
Sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->
Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ?

Sardar:
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MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->
1 sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor us ki bv ka zewar le gaye
Logon ny kaha
Chalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi ki

Srdar bola
O wech wech k ty zewar lya c =P ;)
Santa: I''ve Been
Sending E-mails To
William Shakespare...

Banta: William Shakespare
Is Dead, Stupid ...

Santa: No Wonder
He Hasn''t Replied As Well ... ;->
A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The Sardar Looked

At Sky & Said,






"Where, Where"???