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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 3246 views Urdu Poetry

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nend aati hi nahi

nend aati hi nahi aankhon ki dehlizon tk
khali reh jata h aksar ye makan sham ke bad

Is Saadgi Pe Kon Na Mar J

Is Saadgi Pe Kon Na Mar Jaye Ae KHUDa

Waar Karte Hain Aur Haath Main Talwar Bhi Nahi

Chup Chup K Humara Deedar Karte Hain Wo

Aur Poocho Tou Kehte Hain K Pyar Bhi Nahi. .

Kaha Uss Ne

Kaha Uss Ne

Mujhe Tab Waqai Tumse Mohabbat Thi

Kaha Mein Ne

Mujhe To Aaj Bhi Tumse Mohabbat Hai

Mein Ab Ki Baat Kerta Hon

WO Tab Ki Bat Kerti Hai

Magar Jo Faasla Ab Aur Tab K Dermiyan Hai

Hum Dono Se Mil Ker Bhi Smaita Ja Nahi Saka

WO Ab Tak Aa Nahi Sakti

Mein Tab Ko Paa Nahi Sakta

BAN GAYE HO JAAN AB

BAN GAYE HO JAAN AB
AB TO IS DIL ME UTTAR JAO,
MANGA HAI TUMHE KHUDA SE,
EK PAL K LIYE NAHI, IS LIYE KAHTE HAI,
AB TO MERE HUMSAFAR BAN JAO.

App ki mahobbat hum

App ki mahobbat hum ko ku raj na ayei 2
App ki dushmani hum ko ku itni bha gayi.
Sayad jamane ko kadar nahi hai mahabbat karne walo ki 2
Is liye nafrato se bhari hai ye najar duniya walo ki.

Be KHudi Ki ZindaGi

Be KHudi Ki ZindaGi Hm Jia Nhi Karte,

jaam Doosron Se Cheen Kr Hm Pia Nhi Karte,

Un KO Muhabat hY To AA kr Izhaar KaraY.

Peecha Hm B kisi Ka Kia Nhi Karte,

ae zindagi tujh se acha tu

ae zindagi tujh se acha tu mera zakhum hai.

jub dard hota hai to ehsas dilta hai zinda hone ka..

Mohabbat Aazmani Ho Tou

Mohabbat Aazmani Ho Tou
Bas Ita Hi Kaafi Hy

Zara Sa Rooth Kr Dekho
Mananey Kon Aata Hy

Palko me kaid rehne do sapno ko,

Palko me kaid rehne do sapno ko,

Unhe to haqiqat me badalna he,

In aankho ki to ek hi tamanna he,

Ki har waqt aapko muskurate dekhna he

phir yahan kya maray hone ka jawaz!!!!

phir yahan kya maray hone ka jawaz!!!!

gahr nahein koi muntazir mera,,,,

sirf ghabraayegaa woh, tum dekhnaa

sirf ghabraayegaa woh, tum dekhnaa.
baat ulzaayegaa woh, tum dekhnaa.

mahez uska naam us se pooch lo,
kahe nahin paayegaa woh, tum dekhnaa.

hoth par chullu liye jhuk jao to,
aur tarsaayega woh, tum dekhnaa

haan, mujhe pahechaantaa to hai magar
phir mukar jaayegaa woh, tum dekhnaa.

shaam dhalnaa, Ayesha kahenaa teraa,
‘khair, kal aayega woh, tum dekhnaa.’

Wo the pehlu mai,or the chandni raat

Wo the pehlu mai,or the chandni raat
Hamari Zindagi thi bas wohi chandni raat

Ajab chasmak zani thi wisal ki raat
Nazar inki thi or taroon bhari raat

Nigah-e-mast inki k rahe hai
Kahen hoti rahe hai saqi gari raat

Abas hai wada-e-farda tumhara
Mariz ishq ki hai akhri raat

Kisi ne wada-e-farda kia hai
Hume mar kar basar karni pari raat

Tabassum se kisi k ban gaye thi
Meri khilwat sarapa CHANDNI RAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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