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bel bja k bhag jain gy
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Naughty
bel bja k bhag jain gy
bel bja k bhag jain gy
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge
wah wah
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge
bel bje ge or bhag jaen ge.
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Jun, 02 2012
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Naughty
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What Will Happen If
What Will Happen If
Bipasha Basu,
Mallika Sherawat,
Neha Dupia,
Rakhi Sawant
Contest Elections In India.?
Politics Will Become Transparent
A married woman
A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.
As they were leaving, she cried out:
WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->
Water Is So Preciou
Water Is So Precious,
So Plz Send Dis Msg To As Many Frnds As Possible With Dis Slogan:
SAVE WATER!
SAVE WATER!
SHARE SHOWER WITH NEIGHBOUR''S DAUGHTER!! ;->
I don't love
I don’t love.
I don’t care.
I just married a millionair.
And if he dies I don’t cry,
.
.
I just fuck another guy.
Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb
Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!
Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->
WIFE SMS
''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women"
Radio Quiz
Radio Quiz:
Should Women Have Children After 35?
Sardar Replied:
No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! :
Should Women Have Children After 35?
Sardar Replied:
No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
In a Hospital two Nurses
In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor..
1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.
2nd Nurse: ... And very Quickly too... =P ;->
bahoon main
Pehlay Baahon me Lena
Phr Seene Se Lagana
Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna
Phr Khoob Kiss Krna
Phr Bister Pr Litana
.
.
.
.
Kita Mushkil hay
Bacchon ko Sulana.
Sardarni To Sardar
Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?
Sardar:Darling..
Jeweller Ki Dukan The,
Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary
Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??
Announcement In
Announcement In
Zardari''s Chartd Plane ...
Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position ...
ThanQ ...
A Couple Had 3
A Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N ABC.
Some1 Asked The Meaning, They Told:
1st Natural Curiosity
2nd Mutual Consent N
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness :P
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