boy proposing a girl

boy proposing a girl
Boy proposing a girl :

Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.


Girl : wada ?


Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.


Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna..
  

Jan, 31 2012     170 chars (2 sms)     1088 views       Insult

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