santa banta

SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,

bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..

BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
...
SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.

Oct, 03 2011 168 chars (2 sms) 2174 views Funny

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ek pathan mobile company

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:

1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.

Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.

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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)

Question To Pathan:

Question To Pathan: In Which State Ganga Flows?

Pathan: Liquid State.

Audience: Clapped.

Man Was Shocked.Turned Behind & Found Da Audience,All Were Pathan.

I want to meet u

I want to meet u
i want to talk to u
i wnat to spend time wid u
i want to admire u
but this stupid gate keeper is saying
"The Zoo is closed"

1 Admi Ko Naddi

1 Admi Ko Naddi K Us Par Jana Tha.
Aata Piswany
To Bataho Wo Kis Tarha Jai Ga.

Jahel Soch Kya Raha Hai Aate Ko Piswate Hai Kya.

Tumhain Kia Pata Gum Kia Hai

Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kia Hai

Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kisay Kehte Hai

Tum Kia Jano
Gum Kia Cheez Hai

Tum Ne Tou Hamesha

Thoook Se Hi Lifafa Chipkaya Hai ....

Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha

Wo call me call me likhti rahi, mei kill me kill me perhta raha

Wo date date likhti rahi, mei dot dot perhta raha

Wo meet meet likhti rahi, mei mat mat perhta raha

Wo Love Love likhti rahi, mei leave leave parhta raha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai, main language course karta raha''

Attention Plz

Attention Plz

Dere''s a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called

" Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) "

If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DON''T TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->

funny but true

FuNnY bUt TrUe

A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "

eK gAnJa aDMi

eK gAnJa aDMi aUr eK bOwLeR eK aWaZ sUn K bUhAt gUsSa HoTaY HaiN...

socho kya?

NO BALL !

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aaye.
Maar tujhe pade aur
kaleja mera thanda ho jaye.

''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,

''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.''

Arz Kia Hai...

Arz Kia Hai...

Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Waah Waah

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Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Those Who Do Not,
Go To Hell . . . =P ;->

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