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Rang Gorra Karne Wali Cream
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Rang Gorra Karne Wali Cream
Rang Gorra Karne Wali Cream
Boy to shopkeeper: Rang gorra karne wali cream hai ?
Shopkeepar: Haan hai.
Boy: To phir lagaty Q nahin ?
mein roz darr jata hun tumhein dekh kar.
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MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,
MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,
Ye w0hi hAi Jo kAr gAyA PAkiStAni TeAM k0 KhAsSi.. ;->
Husband & wife
Husband & wife are like Liver and Kidney. Husband is Liver & wife
Kidney.
If Liver fails, Kidney fails. If Kidney fails, Liver manages with
other Kidney...... ;->
spell the word silk without looking here
spell the word silk without looking here
now say "silk" 5 times
what does a cow drink?
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.
.
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milk? a cow drinks water...
One Day Teeth and Tongue
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..
Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"
Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->
Dil chahta hai
Dil chahta hai
chori karon
jhoot bolon
sharab peon
rishwat khaon
qatal karon,
aur
jail jaon.
Shayad is tarah kabhi, main bhi president pakistan ban jaon.!
Boy:Darling
Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana.
Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega
When Grandma Is Unable
When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend
&
Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...
mere boovay aggay potti kinnay
Sultan Rahi:
Oye, mere boovay aggay potti kinnay kiti ae.....?
Mustafa Qureshi:
Tez aai c shoniya, nikal gai thaa kar k.... =P ;)
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Hello G
G,G
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Han G
Acha
Acha
Really
Na Oye
Phir
Sachi
Phir
Haan
Kaise
Acha G
Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number..
iqraremohabbat kuc
Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai
Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena
''''Bhai Kitne Hain.." ;->
• Thought of the day:
• Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
''r--._,---------.¤ "-, .c-.-----"""'' / i--'' C__J
''r--._,---------.¤
"-, .c-.-----"""''
/ i--''
C__J
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