G karta hai k aj

G karta hai k aj
Apko ...
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr ...
Aap ki

GA

GAN

GAND

GANDHI G
k style mein
photo loon...

Jun, 18 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 1968 views Double Meaning

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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho

Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Me Krna

NAAK SAAF ;->

Hamesha Ganda Sochna

main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon

'Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,,

Jab k zindgi ke sab se haseen lamhe bina kapro ke guzarty hain,,
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Yahan per main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon janab.'

KISSING at the top

KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWAR?

WHAT?

ho...don''t think dirty...

its A ''''CIGRETTE''''

Pehlay gallay lagao

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

Psycho the Rapist or Psychotherapist

SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book:
"Psycho the Rapist"
Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says
"Psychotherapist" saalay...

Jaano Meray mun mai

GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi

BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?

GIRL:
Tum

Tum

Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)

In Which Situation

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?

Think..

Think..

Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!

Girl Friend ke saath

Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac.... tacatac..
De tacatac.... tacatac..

Stupid I am playing table tennis.... ;->

cycle

Andheri raat thi
Wo meray saath thi
Mai uss kai upper tha
Wo mere neechay thi
Tauba tuaba……
Aray logon kya samjhe aap
Wo meri cycle thi..

Wo maangti thi mein

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

Fill in the blanks

Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)

Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai

'Wife: Aj Raat Nahi Dalwaongi
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Kal B Ap Daal K So Gay thay

Bohat Jalan Hui thi
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Mai Sari Raat Masalti rahi
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Pani bhi Nikalta Raha
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Lagta Hai Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai.'

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G karta hai k aj

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