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tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
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tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
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May, 13 2010
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lo g mera 1 or sher arz hai
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Lekin Jab Aayi Pooon,
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Din Ki Chuti Kyun Chahye?
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