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Police constable 2
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Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo
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Jun, 14 2010
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This sms can only b
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!
Kon kehta hai
Kon kehta hai k mera mehboob langraa hai...wah wah wah..kon kehta hai k mera mehboob langrra hai..wo to meray ishq mein lehraa k chalta hai...
God Is So Wise
God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...
.
.
..
5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar..
Akk de bootey gulab
Akk de bootey gulab disde.
Neheran de pani laal disde.
Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan.
Aj de mundey nawab disdey....
CoLgate se Daant
CoLgate se Daant Saaf Krne ka,
Pepsodent Se Mazboot Krne Ka,
CLoseup se Fresh Krne ka,
Agar Phir bhi White na Ho to...
HARPIC Use Krne ka...
boy proposing a girl
Boy proposing a girl :
Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.
Girl : wada ?
Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.
Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna..
Dil Se Dilalgi
Dil Se Dilalgi Hum Kia Nahi Krte
Ye Dil Hum Kisi Ko Dia Nahi Krte
Pasand Aa Gya Pagal Pan Aapka
Wrna Har Pagal Ko Hum Sms Kia Nahi Krte ;-
Teacher: attendance
Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...
present sir.
guddu...
present sir.
kaalu...
present sir.
ulluu...
ulluu...
ulluu...
button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....
Dost Tumhari Girl
Dost Tumhari Girl freind ka phone aaya tha"
"
"
Keh rahi thi
"
"
Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
"
"
Bomb ka zamana hai...URRA do saleY ko...! ;->
Ek MsG RoZ
Ek MsG RoZ
KeEp De FrIeNd ClOsE
DiN MaIn PaAAnCh(5)
DoStI Pe Na AaYe AaNcH
DiN MaIn DuS..
MiLe YaAri Ka RuS..
Din MaIn BeeS
PeHlE Ek Tou KeR KhaBeEs... ;->
Why does a stupid
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
If A Gorilla Catche
If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?
?
?
I Know U Both Will Start Playing...
Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!
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