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Assi Pagal twaday
Assi Pagal twaday picha.
Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey,
koi hor pagal sadey pichy,
o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy
ha ha ha!
Sarey pagal aggay pichey :-)
  

Jun, 11 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     842 views       Punjabi

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Mithe..Mithe..Onde Ne Hawa De Bulle Ni...
Meriyaan Palka De Buhe Vi Khulle Ni...
Pab Sambh-Sambh Rakhi Kite Pij Na Jawan...
Than- Than Te Mere Hanju Ne Dulle Ni
Rah de wich Khona Okha.

Apna ap lakona okha.

Enni wadh gaye wunya dari.

Kalleyan beh ke rona okha.

Dagh muhabbat wala bahu.

Lag javay ta dhona okha
na rakh bas mohabt us insan wastey, jehra mar jaye tenu bachan wastey,

jey karni a mohabat tey sabnan nal kar,
apney layee nayeen Rehman( Allah) wastey
INTERESTING STORY:-

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI..
MORAL OF STORY : APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO...
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu, teri yaad ne mobile fada dita, Message likhde likhde space muki, assi overwrite alloweed la dita, yaara mereya message reply karin, assi apna farz nibha dita
Yaar yarran nal hasde rehnde,
Te yaar yarran nal gusse,
Aa sajna gal lag miliye,
kite mar na jaiye russe.
Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!
labhdae ha sahara,
sahara nahi labhda
ek vari milya o dobara nahi labhda
gva dai samunder vich khava main gotae
mukader di gal hai kinara nahi labhda
a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda
Neend Di Goli Kha Lay Changa Rahy Ga
Sochan Kolon Jan Chura Lay Changa Ray Ga
Fcs Mbbs Masters Kar K Ki Hasil
Dahi Pallay Di Rehri La Le Changa Ray Ga
Ain ishq jinhan nu lag janda
oh suk janday waang kaaniyan de

koi suk jaanday koi muk jaanday
khalkat de naal taaneyan de

kayiaan ishq da naa badnaam kita
koi sar gaye waang parwaniyan de

te Waris Shah ishq de badhay nai chhutday
chhut jaanday qaidi jail khaaniyan de
peyyar dey side effects,
Nazla"
Zukaam"
Khanci"
Sar main dard"
Kan main dard"
paet main wat"
Eyes main ansso"
Kammar main dard"
Dammag main dard"
Es Bemarri ka naam haiy Lovetariya.