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The New Glossary Of
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Sardar
The New Glossary Of
The New Glossary Of
The New Glossary Of
Medical Term By A
Sardar ...
Anti body- Agnst evry1
Cardialogy- Advance
study of poker playing
Coma- A punctuation
mark
Enema- Not a frnd or
male of enemy
Flu- Going by
aeroplane
Genes- Blue denim
Labor pain- Getting hurt
@ work
Morbid- Higher bid
Urine- Opposite to u r
out ...
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Pathan Sardar Se
Pathan Sardar Se:
Yara Kya Tumne Generator Mei Petrol Ki Jaga COCA COLA Dala Hai?
Sardar: Nahi Yara..
Pathan: To Yeh Brrrrrr Brrrrrr Kyu Kar Raha Hai??
A sardar in a pizza hut
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.
Santa Was In Shopping
Santa Was In Shopping Store.
Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :
Sardar darakht pe
Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye
Have you ever seen
Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?
Santa: Yes, I married her!
Do U Know Why
Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???
2 Get Choclate Milk!!:P
Santa-Tum Meri Shad
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi
Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
1st Sardar to 2nd
1st Sardar to 2nd Sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..
2nd. wo k se?
1st. meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha.. ;->
Who Is The Father
Twin babies born in a SARDAR’s House. SARDAR G could not sleep whole night continuously thinking? Who is the father of second!
Sardar:I''ve Pain
Sardar:I''ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg
Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.
Sardar:As Far As I Know,
Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age
Eik Sardar Ne Najomi
Eik Sardar Ne Najomi Se Pocha:
"Kya Main Agly Janam Mn
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?
Najoomi Ne Jawab Diya,
"Aik Hi Facility Baar Baar Nhi Mil Skti . . . :P :D ;->
Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Garha Khoda Aur Us
Main Ja K Beth Gya
Dure Sardar Ne Poocha
''''Aey Ki Ho Riya Ae Paa Ji?''''
1st Sardar Replied
''''Gehria''n Sochaa''n'''' ;->
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