Santa Platfrom k

Santa Platfrom k
Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...
  

Jun, 09 2010     116 chars (1 sms)     1826 views       Sardar

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Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog''s brother.
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
Santa Police Se:
Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se
TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye
Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
Doctor

“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”



Sardar

“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”
Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words

Banta:Ok

Interviewer : Made In India

Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!
Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
.
.
Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
.
.
ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur latest
update mangi gayi... .
.
.
Sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...
Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ?
.
.
.
Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.
Sardar G Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhe,
6up,
1 Down Hy =P ;->
Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha...
Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha ,Naha Lu?
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Oper kyo aya?

Sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .....

Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
"Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"
Sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "
Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.

Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?

Sardar:Nahi to.

Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?