if a baby is born in

if a baby is born in

If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?


















Why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->
  

May, 06 2010     196 chars (2 sms)     810 views       Funny

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Aik shaks punjabi se yaar ager mai tumharay sir pe goli maru to? punjabi: yaar mai mar jawan ga yehi sawal angrez se angrez: i will be die. pathan se: pathan: yaar sher wala goli maray ga ya ponstan wala......
1 DOST Ne Pathan Se Pocha!
SHADI Ka Kb Tk Imkan Hai?
Pathan Kafi Sharmila Tha
Bola!
3,4, BAHNO K Rishte Aye Huwe Hain
Or 1 Behen Se To Baat Bi Chal Rahi He.
Chand per ap ka naam likney ko jee chahta hay
Laykin pehli baat tu yeh hay k mera hath nahi jata hay
Aur dosri baat yeh k yeh khayal mughey sirf doophar main he aata hay
What is the part of Female''s Body which has

Hair All Around

Abit wet Inside &

Drops water when Excited
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Don''t Think Wrong Stupid
It''s Eye
45 Saal ka aadmi Larki
dekhne gaya
Larki ki maa be-hosh ho
gai

Jab hosh aaya
Tou waja poochi !!

Tou Maa boli 25 saal
pehle Ye mujhy bhi
dekhny aaya tha ... ;->
Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi kHatarnak Hud se tajawaz kr chuki thi ,
Lakin ab KHUDKUSH DHAMAKON ki vajah say kafi controll mai hai

Farq to para hai
GEO MUSHARAF !
A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.
Aik Elephant agar
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha r
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha
2 Punabi
Yaar Kal Main Tenu Kinni Wari Call Kiti
Par Tu Nahi Chukya

2nd:
Q Chukda, Yera Main 25 Rupay Da Gana Lawaya Hy
O tera Peo Suney Ga . . . ;->
Rule
The
HELL
Rather
Than
Being
Slave
At
Heaven :-)
Kanjoosi Ki Zindagi Kia Jeena
Kabhi Humari Terha Bhi Jiya Karo
Roz Mere Sms Parh K Sharam Nahi Aati
Kabhi Khud Bhi Sms Kia Karo...... ;->

Qyamat Ki 5 Nishanyan


1. Zardari Imandari Krega
2. Altaf Karachi Aayga
3. Musharaf Par Muqddma Chale Ga
4. Sheri Rehman Parda Kare Gi
5. Adliya Azad Hogi.