if some body say br

if some body say br
If some body say

u r intellegent
u r smart
u r handsome
u r cute










Than give him a slap,

And tel him / her


To day is 26th March

NOT FIRST APRIL.
  

May, 03 2010     181 chars (2 sms)     643 views       Funny

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Nice Quote:

People says that you can''t live without love...





but I think....



oxygen is more important... ;->
You r a dog.


kiyon bura kaga na???


tarr bura mat mano


Dog means
O=of
G=Girls


Now u r smilling


Haans raha hai


Kutta kahin ka!...->
Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Thru the sky I saw a smile. Thru the smile I saw joy. Thru joy I saw friendship. Thru friendship I saw friends. And thru friends I saw you.
''Jab jab aati hai aap ki miscall....skooon, chain aur khushian laati hai aap ki miscall.
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carry on 4 life time skoooon.''
Reaction of Girl When She Lost Dere Purse!


POOR GIRL: Oh ! I''ve Lost Money . . .



RICH GIRL: Oh ! I''ve lost Credit Cards . . . .




BEAUTIFUL GIRL: Oh !! Us Me RoCk3r Ki Photo Thee. . . . ;->
Do U Knw Wat Is Diffrnce

Between Radio Nd Akhbar?






Simple
Janix


Akhbaar ME Hum Rotyaan Bech Skte Nd Radio Mai Ni;->
Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!!
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...




Socho...........












Socho............






A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"