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"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"
And
"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->
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In World,we
In World,we have only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN ,why?
Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY
A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape
A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape
Father Angrily Asks: What Is This......?
Kid Replies: Star Khattam Ho Gaye Thay To Teacher Ne Planet Dene Shroo Ker Diye.....:)
Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay
Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay,
mar gye to tera nam lejayengay,
rishwat de k tujhe b uper bulayengay,
tm uper ao gay to 7 beth k kurkure khayen gay;-)
Ek Dost Mazaq Me Apnay Shaikh Dost K Paon Dbanay Lga.
Ek Dost Mazaq Me Apnay Shaikh Dost K Paon Dbanay Lga.
Paon Dba Kr Bo|La,
Meri Ujrat..?
Shaikh: Tum Ne Paon Dbaye,
Or Mainay Ujrat Dbai..>
JUB Bhi Aap ki yaad Aaye gi
JUB Bhi Aap ki yaad Aaye gi
Aap k mobile Par hamare sms ki Baraat Aaye Gi
Sms To hum Aap Ko kar Dein Gey
Lekin Us k Paisey Deney Kya Aap Ki Saas Aaye Gi?
a scientific questio
A SciEntiFic Question:
Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
XCUSE ME.... WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???
XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???
I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..
Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)
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Remember
Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
Gal: Is
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi
karachi me 500 grlz
Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
0r
255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai
Kyn k
Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P
A Couple Before Marriage
A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ....
Affter Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other
And
A Few Years Latter
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