31st march or 1st ap

31st march or 1st ap
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->
  

May, 03 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     1847 views       Funny

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God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...

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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar...... ;->
Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai

Hm to Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen..
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi
Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai





Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?








Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)
''If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
ORIGINAL DON:
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain

magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai

Q K


DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,
Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->
Ek khusra elecation mein vote mangatay huay

Mein yakeen dilata hun ager hum kamyab huey

to jab b kisi k ghar kaka paida hoga

Goverment muft nachay ge
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
Khali JAGA PE ''U'' LAGAO AUR BAN JAO

ST__PID

B__DH__

BEWAK__F

__LL__

Dekha
Everything is incomplete without U

Ufone
Its all about U

True Luv Story

A Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love
Wid Each Other
1 Day They Kissed Each Other

Hen Died Of Maleria
&
Mosquito Died Of Bird Flu


Moral :
Mohabbatan Sachaia’n . . . ;->
At d beginning of any relationship,
every girl treats his boyfrnd as GOD.
Later on, some how,
D ALPHABET get reversed..
Rite na