pathan larki se i love you

pathan larki se i love you


Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You. :-)
  

May, 05 2010     116 chars (1 sms)     2851 views       Funny

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Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

Jisme Nahi har kisi ko " PERMISSION "

Sirf ap Jese Dost ko hy " ADMISSION "

Who Be Bina " DONATION "

Just Maintain " GOOD RELATION "
Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->
Bacheoo ka deewana hua
Raat ko nahana hua
Phata pajama hua
Nalaeeq zamana hua
Bagharat parwana hua
Aankhoo sa sharmana hua
Lakin asal ma bagharat hua
ku keh ma larkiyooo ka deewana hua.....
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
KanJoOs Msg kAr
Nahin To
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Teri...

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Marzi naa ker...
''hum gaye the gar un k ye khne k dil se dil milalo..
nikli uski ami..maine kaha anti taliban wale aarahe hain cable catwa do....
apsa koi haseen
Dilruba o Dil nasheen


Apsey pehley kaheen





















hum ney dekhey hein kayeen
Girl: Janu Ki Tussi Mere Waastey Asmaan Tuun Chan
Tod K Leya Sakdey O ... ???

Boy : Haan Main Chan Lain Jawan Tey Tuu Pichoo''n
Nawa Chan Charhaya HoWay ... ;->


Girls are like Internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!


Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)
"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...

"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)
1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->