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a girl asks her mom


A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?


Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->
  
May, 05 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     1523 views       Funny

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