Insult SMS Messages222 messages

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
One day l went 2 ZOO.
So many animals were there.
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"v"
Mouse
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Owl
o(o‚¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@‚¿@)
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aaila ! Tum bhi..
Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"apno ki judai hy"
So
Plz
Roz 1,2 sms kr dia kro"
1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi me khilaya?

Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu roti khwawan gi
Es lai tawanu roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita

Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .
Pappu to chinese - Tu american
hai?
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Chinese - No, I am chinese..
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... ... pappu- Nahi, tu American hi hai...
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Chinese - No, I am chinese..
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pappu- Nahii , tu American hai ..
American hi
hai tu..
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Chinese - Acha yaar, Main
American Hu..
Khush..?
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pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
chinese
lagta hai.
Boy proposing a girl :

Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.


Girl : wada ?


Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.


Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna..
Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)

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'=. You are,
A-B-C-D

¤Atractive
¤Beautiful
¤Cute
¤Dear

E-F-G

* Excellent
* Funny
* Genius

H-I-J.

= Hahahaha.
= I'm.
= Joking!! :-)'
jabb koi baat bigad jaaye
jabb koi mushkil padd jaaye
tuo
tuo
tuo
tuo
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mein kya karoon?
tumhari harkaten he aisi hoti hain
pata nahi kabb sudhro gey
One of the
Intelligent
Monkey
Mising
In
Zoo.!
Its name is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
Don't worry
It is not u,
beCos
It is intelligent..
Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..?
Ur 5 qualities:

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Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti