Faraz SMS Messages411 messages



Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda
Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?


Boss: Kyun k Unhe Pehle Se Hi


Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai...
1 Pyari si Surat

1 Masom sa Chehra

Thori Sharart

Thori Muhbat

Thori Masti

Thora Maza
JisKi Pyari hr ek Ada

Uska SMS Prhne ka


*SHUKRIYA*
Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi
Ek Kami Thi Woh Bhi Poori Ho Gayi
Pagal Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki
Chimpanzee Ki Aakhri Nasal Khatam Ho Gayi
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.
Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua?

Doc 4baar aisa hua.. sala brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai.. ;->
Let us b Generous like dis:
4 Ants r moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT comin towrds them.
1st Ant says:V should KILL him.
2nd Ant says: No,Lets break his LEG alone.
3rd Ant says:No, V''ll just throw him away from our path.
4th Ant says: No, V''ll LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR ;->
God Is Very Kind To Women. . .


The Older They Get, The Weaker Get Their Eyesight. So That They Look In The Mirror And Say :

" I Still Look As Good As I Was 10 Years Ago . . . "
Quaid-e-Azam fote ho gay hain
Liaquat Ali bi shaheed ho gay hain
Alama Iqbal bi nahi rahe
mari tabihat bi kharab rehti hai
pata nahi Pakistan ka kia bane ga.
bhikari: sahab 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai

sahab: lekin chae to 3 rs ki aati hai

bhikari sharmate huwe: wo girl friend b saath hai na
8. What is height of Suicide?












A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
Ohh LORD ...

You Were So Generous To Make Such Lovely Things Like Girls ....

Then

Why Did You Have To Make Them In

WIVES ... ;->