Anniversary SMS Messages292 messages

Teacher to papu: tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
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Jo meri Mummy Kahti hai
Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai
Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo
William Shakespeare says...

Marriage is the Only War...

In which Both the Enemies Sleep
Together :):):)
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love.
To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary.
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding.
Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!
I"m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it"s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You"re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover.
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.